Marketing concepts examplified


It’s been almost three months since i blogged and today i finally chanced upon something, i thought i should blog. You may or may not have read what’s below. Whatever, it’s fun education. Preparing for my GD/PI for an enetry into a B-School, i was lookng out for ‘marketing concepts’. Here’s an interesting thing i found.

Marketing Concepts simplfied:

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
“i am very rich. Marry me!” That’s Direct Marketing 

2. You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says:
“He’s very rich. Marry him.” – That’s Advertising 

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say:
“Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me.”  That’s Telemarketing

4. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie,you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her,pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:  “By the way, I’m rich. Will you marry me?”  That’s Public Relations 

5. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and
says:  “You are very rich! Can you marry ! me?” – That’s Brand Recognition 

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
“I am very rich. Marry me!”  She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. That’s Customer Feedback 

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:  ‘I am very rich. Marry me!’
And she introduces you to her husband. That’s demand and supply gap 

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her:
‘I’m rich. Will you marry me?’  and she goes with him  That’s competition eating into your market share 

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say:
I’m rich, Marry me!’ your wife arrives– That’s restriction for entering new markets 

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