News We Believe In


Its tuesday evening and its 6:30 on the clock.
Its raining cats and dogs outside for the past few hours.Good time to kick that ball…..but my friends are having their exams.what should i do???
mmmmmm……chalo lets watch news i decide.

Hindi news channels are a great source of ‘entertainment’ and you can while your time away by watching them.

Dishtv takes around 2minutes to send the signal back to my set-top box from their satellite up in space.

Few weeks ago Zee News said they have changed their format and they will be into more sensible news rather than showing what type of tiles SRK has fitted on in his toilet.
ok….
channel no.572-Zee News- they are still clicked on to aarushi hatyakand.

channel no.573-IndiaTv- a jyotish is predicting when mumbai will get submerged in the rains.

channel no.574-Aaj tak-till today they have not shown any sensible news.I see one wannabe dancing on the screen.

channel no.575-NDTV India-Inflation.

channel n0.576-Live India: ‘duniya hoshiyar‘ in big bold letters keeps piercing my eyes.
So heres the news: some agency in japan intercepted signals from space. the signals said that 2people from amrika have been kidnapped by ‘their’ colleagues from space. (i wonder why always an american gets involved in this.why dont they pick people from other countries). they are planning an attack on the duniya. hehehe….interesting na!!

clippings of jadooo from koi mil gaya are being beamed on one side. and once again a jyotish is seen giving all his predictions on the other…sooooo.

News We Believe In.

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8 thoughts on “News We Believe In

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